Favorite jokes
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
My favorite website.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.