Favorite jokes
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."