Favorite jokes
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.