What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Favorite Jokes
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
