Favorite jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

What's a cow's favorite thing?

A mooooovie.

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Catch.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

My favorite website.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."