Favorite jokes

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

My favorite website.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.