Favorite jokes

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Catch.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What's a cow's favorite thing?

A mooooovie.

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

My favorite website.

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."