Favorite jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.