Favorite jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.