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Favorite jokes

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Michael Jackson

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

Michael Jackson

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

911

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

Michael Jackson

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.