Favorite jokes
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.