Favorite jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."