Favorite jokes
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.