Favorite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite movie?
Indiana Bones.
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
What's Dr. Phil's least favorite music genre?
Emo.
What's a Jew's favorite drink?
Mountain Jew.
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.