My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Better than Wife
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Listen up, buttercup. This dude is working a long shift and hates it, but then he remembers his wife. But then he's like, "Nah, work is better than dealing with her." Get it? You probably don't since you're reading this, but it's basically saying the wife is worse than a job. Sad!