I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
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Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
i like dicks.......sporting goods
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
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In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
