I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
mom said dad had the best pullout game... now im an uncle
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
i like dicks.......sporting goods
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!!!!
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Cooper is the best to ever live
