Hobby

Hobby Jokes

3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.

So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!

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I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.