I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Letβs rock!
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
