Hobby

Hobby Jokes

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!

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I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.