Hobby jokes
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 馃拃
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pok茅mon Box?
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let鈥檚 rock!
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I love playing games.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.