Hobby

Hobby Jokes

Call of Duty

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Video Game

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Shooting

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Stalker

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

Boss

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

People

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Hand

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

Drone

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

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  • Time

    As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

    It's a great way to pass the time.

    Kid

    What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

    Hanging out.