I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Romdom: What are ur hobbies?
Me: bullying kids in WhatsApp group's💀
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
What is an Emos favorite Hobby? Hanging in.
what is a gay mans favorite hobby
cockfighting
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
if someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and plays, does that mean they are on the artism spectrum?
What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
