Hobby jokes
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
I love games.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Gaming, uh?
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?