Favorite jokes
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.