Favorite

Favorite jokes

Halloween

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Pig

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

Wife

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Emo kid

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Priest

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

Soccer

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Game

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."