Favorite jokes

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

Who is my favorite underground rapper?

XXX Tentacion

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.