Favorite jokes

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

The Milky Way!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?

Foster’s.

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.