Favorite jokes

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

What's a deaf kid's favorite words?

"Shut up."

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D