What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Favorite Jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
