Favorite jokes
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Memes
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.