Favorite jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?