Favorite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.