Soccer Rizz

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

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Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dude is using "rizz" (which is slang for charisma) to try and pick up someone, but he's using soccer players as a metaphor. He likes Ronaldo, but he implies he can "get" Messi, like, romantically. It's supposed to be smooth, but it's kinda corny, just like your taste in jokes.

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