What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
