Fat

Fat Jokes

Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!

Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.

if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up