Fat jokes

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Obese is the N-word for fat people.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

I am a fat girl.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.