Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"