My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
My girlfriend is so fat she looked into the mirror and said woah there 2 of me
What’s fat brown and has no dad
Ama
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than chinatown.
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
