Fat jokes

I keep getting ads about belly fat.

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

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Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.