Fat

Fat jokes

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Mama

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Memes

Girl

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.

Mom

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Kid

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Mom

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

People

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Diabetes

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.