Fat jokes

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.