Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.