Fat jokes
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?