Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.