Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
