Fat jokes

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.