High Heels to Flip Flops

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how massively overweight your mom is. She's so fat that when she wears high heels, the weight squishes them down so much that they turn into flip-flops. I bet you didn't know that the average human foot withstands a force equal to one and a half times the body weight during walking. In your mom's case, that's like, a whole lotta squish. Stay based.