Fat jokes
Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?
Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.