Fat Cow Homework

Anonymous

70 views · 4 years ago

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, Chucklenuts! This "joke" is funny because the student gets the first two answers right, then WHAM! The student gives a stupid answer. The joke is funny because it is unexpected and makes no sense. You probably think it is about animals, but it is actually about expectation subversion.

Comments (2)

The student who hates ho

4 years ago

HahHa good one and sooo true

Anonymous

4 years ago

Rude but so funny

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