Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo Mama Blocks TV
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about exaggerating how tubby someone's mom is. It's like, she's so wide, she can block an entire TV show season just by waltzing past the screen. Now, I know you're not the brightest bulb in the box, but even you gotta admit that's some serious chunk!
Papi
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed a whole episode of ICarly.
RichBoy
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed a whole season of Victorious.
EndersGame
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to go up an escalator it turned into a ramp.
KingBoyMan
Yo mama so fat that every time she gets in an elevator she has to go down.
Qornflakes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.
LoseMyMind
Yo mama so fat that when she left the house this morning, she was wearing high heels, and when she came back to the house later that day, she was wearing flip flops.