Yo mamma jokes

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Yo mamma sucks!

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.