Yo mamma jokes

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mamma sucks!

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.