Yo mamma

Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Momma

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Memes

God

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Mamma

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

Orphan

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Orphan

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Orphan

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Mama

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.