Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mamma so stupid she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing I’ve Got The Power.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
