Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth

Your mamma so fat that she has a gravitational pull

yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

yo mamma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

yo mamma so fat she is 4 feet tall laying down

Yo mamma so fat when se went to the movie theater the sits next to everyone

Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left

yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms

When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-

Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now

Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high

Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence