Yo mamma jokes
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.