yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
Your mamma so fat that she has a gravitational pull
When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-
yo mamma
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking redbull
yo mamma so old that when she farts we have to dust again
yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way
yo mamma so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
yo mamma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas
Yo mamma so stupid she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing Iâve Got The Power.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
