You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: 'sorry for your weight' instead of 'sorry for the wait'
DonMomo
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway