Water Bed jokes

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!