Water Bed

Water Bed Jokes

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

Your mama so fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pactfic ocean