Water Bed jokes

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.