Water Bed jokes

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.