Water Bed jokes

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.