You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on the idea that a water bed is literally a bed filled with water. So, when the dummy asks for one at the bed store, the store folks take it way too literally and just toss a pillow and some sheets onto the whole dang ocean! It's funny 'cause it's so stupid, kinda like you thinking this is high-brow comedy. Did you know that you can live longer by listening to people trying to tell jokes?