your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
whats fat and wanks over his mom ? guy sheppard
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
your fat
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car
You mama is so fat, she need 2 phones to take herself
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
you so ugly your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name
You so fat when you got to McDonald’s they had to call Wendy’s for backup
