What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
your so fat no one was laughing but the floor was crackingπππ ππ€£π
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Na don't be mean to fat people oh wait never mind they can handle the weight
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
you're mama so fat she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
Your momβs so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
