Fat jokes

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.