Fat jokes

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure!"

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.