Fat jokes

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.