Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
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Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is all about how incredibly overweight your mom is. Like, she's so massive, those brainy scientist folks are mistaking her for a whole dang planet and saying she's super close to Earth, ya dig? You probably don't have any scientist friends because you stink.