Fat jokes
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!