Fat jokes
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!