Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

What do big fat male cows have?

Moobs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

What's fat and wanks over his mom?

Guy Sheppard.