Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Memes
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!