My friend asked me: Friend: How much is your body worth? Me: 1 million. Friend: 1 million dollars?! Me: No. 1 million kilograms. Friend: Oh.
yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed she laid on the whole pasific ocan
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
Your mum is so fat she gets hit by a parked car
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted Auicide she bounced to Area 51.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
You’re so fat, that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Your so fat that I run around you for exercise
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
Your mama so fat when she put a leg in the car da wheels deflated
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider
when people mean phat feast they don't mean fat. when yo mumma says phat she means FAT but thinks shes cool!
