Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?

A pork chop.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Who's Joe?

Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.