How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
