Family jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.