A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Marriage and Avengers
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dum-dums like you who think communication is just yelling louder. Marriage is like an "Avengers" flick because, just like Thanos snapping his fingers and making half the universe disappear, a divorce makes half your precious belongings vanish. It's financial decimation, my friend, and you're too dense to see it coming!