Family jokes
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."