Family jokes
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
I am an orphan...
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.