Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Family Jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
