Family jokes
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
My dad left me.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
toastie will you do this with me
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Your mom's hot.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Dad?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.