Family jokes
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.