Family jokes

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He had no home to run to!

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He didn't know where home was.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can't orphans get a job?

Because they don't have a home.

Why can't Orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?