Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Orphan Baseball
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buddy. This is an easy one. Orphans don't have homes, right? And in baseball, you gotta run "home." Get it? It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you're probably an orphan so you should be used to it. I bet you think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.