The Only Child

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how the person was raised as an only child, even though they have a sister. The sister is mad because she exists, but the parents acted like she didn't. You wouldn't get it, being the way you are.

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