Family jokes
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."