Family jokes
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Where's your mom?
In the bin.