Family jokes

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

I have a crush on my sister!

I always enjoy family reunions.

It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.

Why does family love family?

Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.

Why does a brother love his sister?

Because he came in her.

Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"

Brother: "They're still in my bed."

The legs are soft and delicious.

How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.

Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.

What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?

"How to find a family."

Why was the orphan so good at baseball?

Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."

What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.

Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

What do you call something that eats kids?

An upset mother.

Your teeth split faster than your parents' divorce settlement.