Family jokes
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
I have a crush on my sister!
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.