Family jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Where are my real parents?"
Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
I have a crush on my sister!
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
The legs are soft and delicious.
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