Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Family Jokes
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
