What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
My sister said to roast her bit my mom said im not allowed to burn trash
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black. I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
