Environment jokes
You used to be someoneβs sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. ππππ
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Memes
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
I air.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Animals are just... so hot!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.