Environment jokes
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Earth is full. Go home!
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.