I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
