What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
A guy is walking down the street, when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "looks like shit." Crouches down and smells it, "smells like shit." Sticks his finger in, tastes it, "tastes like shit." He then smiled and said, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it".
Animals are just... so hot
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
