What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.