Environment jokes
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
You know bins????
They're trash!
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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If we can't see air, can fish see water?