What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Sea Turtles and Lesbians
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a dark one. It's saying both lesbians and sea turtles are getting screwed over by plastic. Sea turtles eat plastic in the ocean and die. And...well, use your imagination, genius. Also, sea turtles can live for over 100 years. You won't.
Gwen
Thats horrible!