What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
this joke is so funny I'll bet you greened (grined)
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
you
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
