What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
this joke is so funny I'll bet you greened (grined)
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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
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What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
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How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
