Green Jokes

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.


What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family


What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead