people in africa have earth fire air but never water
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
I air.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
You used to be someoneβs sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. ππππ
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Animals are just... so hot!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
