Environment jokes

What would good be if it was a place?

It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!

You know bins????

They're trash!

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.