Ukraine

Ukraine Jokes

President

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

Russia

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

Russia

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Kid

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

War

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Reincarnation

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Invasion

Why is Russia invading Ukraine?

«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»

Clown

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.

Wordplay

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.