Ukraine jokes
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Ukraine.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!