Ukraine jokes
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Ukraine.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.