Ukraine jokes
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Ukraine.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.