What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
