Environment jokes
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?