What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the enviorment