In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
