Environment jokes
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.