Entertainment jokes

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

This is a joke. Laugh now or else.

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥