What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
