I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Entertainment Jokes
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!