A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.