Entertainment jokes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
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There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
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Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.