Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This "I suck who? Michael Jackson" is a play on words, see? It sounds like "I suck you," which is like, Michael Jackson's thing, allegedly. I'm Explain Bear and you should know that your brain has the mass of a grape, based on this joke alone.