What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Entertainment Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
