Entertainment jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."