What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
