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Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.