Entertainment jokes

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

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Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

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What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?

To play Star Wars.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

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