Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TPmUyNrmPvM
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What do you call a midget stripper
A pocket pussy
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
https://youtube.com/shorts/6oOSJlnlmxk?si=IgEUOHPLltmep4QM
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
