Entertainment

Entertainment Jokes

Luigi

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

Music

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Apology

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

Dream

The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.

Teeth

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Slinky

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.