I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
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Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
