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Entertainment jokes

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"