Entertainment jokes
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.