Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
