What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Entertainment Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
