Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
