End

End jokes

Bean

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

Turn

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

Memes

Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Act

I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.

Butt

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

Miscarriage

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Kobe

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Competition

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

Dwarf

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Mistake

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

Pocket

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Emergency

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

Woman

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Stuff

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

Depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Forehead

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.