Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
It's said Duracell batteries are to last 75 yrs, well Stephen here you are
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
