He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
π£: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
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I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
PEOPLE SAID THAT KOBE COULD FLY SO HI BUT THAT DID NOT END WELL
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
What we find At the end of every rainbow? β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ
The letter W
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
Twinkle Twinkle thereβs a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
