Boundary jokes

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.

It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.

Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?

Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.

Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?

Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.

For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.

So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.

Flat Earthers

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

Guess Stephen's batteries died.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.