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How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating survice, they ended up matching her up with pittsburgh.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers. /{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log\ Thank you, -Connor
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, Look at me again, It will be the end of you.
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/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
